Letter to Rebel/Austria by DenmarkLetters, literature
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Letter to Rebel/Austria
Dear Rebel/Austria,
Quite frankly, I don't give one crap if you, or anyone else for that matter, is disappointed in me. I'm not as dense or idiotic as everyone makes me out for; when I find a cause I'm willing to fight for, one I believe in...I fight to the death. And with the support of some characters and all the admins on my side, I have an almost guaranteed win.
You chose the wrong side, Austria.
Sincerely,
Denmark
Dear Latvia (Lat-Lat),
No need to be so formal, m'boy. No one EVER calls me Mr. Køhler. EVER. So seriously, just call me Dan, Denny-boy, Denny, whatever you want. 8'D As long as it's not one of Norway's insult names.
A gigantic man-child-beast-thing, you say? ~isayPLZ (https://www.deviantart.com/isayplz) Well then. France is supposedly the person you should talk to, but yes, I am the world's best kept secret. The true master of relationships.
...shut up Norge, I know you're trying to ty--no, get the hell off my letter. GOD, JUST MEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRP
I'm sorry. |D
Anyway. I don't know who this person is, but I suggest you just tell him upfront how you feel about him.
Dear Canako,
Hej girl~! :D I'm good, and yourself? Yeah, we haven't talked in a while. Glad to hear from you! How's the weather in Canada? It's freezing cold here. Brr.
Broskizz, we do know who'll win that snowboarding competition. Me. Because I am the awesome, wonderful, stud-ly Danmark. So you're on any time. Just call me up. You have my number.
Sincerely,
Danmark
Dear HP,
Hej! Thanks for the letter, darlin~.
The best thing Norge has ever done for me...welp, I dunno! He's a pretty cool guy, so he's done some stud stuff. Not for me, of course, just Iceland.
You were probably expecting a drawing, and I'm sorry. :( My admin's doing schoolwork right now, so she can't. Not to mention she isn't even good at drawing. ~heplz (https://www.deviantart.com/heplz) But you didn't hear that from me. Even though she knows it.
Crack pairings, hm? My admin loves crack pairings, and I'm sure she'd be overjoyed to talk to you about it.
Sincerely,
Danmark
To People of the World. 8'D
HEJJJJJJJJJ.
I'm Denmark.
PAY ATTENTION TO MEH.
WRITE MEH LETTERS.
AND DAT ZAM MAZZA.
So do it.
Sincerely,
The King Mr. Scandinavia NORGE STOP CROSSING EVERYTHING OUTDenmark
Letter to Rebel/Austria by DenmarkLetters, literature
Literature
Letter to Rebel/Austria
Dear Rebel/Austria,
Quite frankly, I don't give one crap if you, or anyone else for that matter, is disappointed in me. I'm not as dense or idiotic as everyone makes me out for; when I find a cause I'm willing to fight for, one I believe in...I fight to the death. And with the support of some characters and all the admins on my side, I have an almost guaranteed win.
You chose the wrong side, Austria.
Sincerely,
Denmark
Dear Latvia (Lat-Lat),
No need to be so formal, m'boy. No one EVER calls me Mr. Køhler. EVER. So seriously, just call me Dan, Denny-boy, Denny, whatever you want. 8'D As long as it's not one of Norway's insult names.
A gigantic man-child-beast-thing, you say? ~isayPLZ (https://www.deviantart.com/isayplz) Well then. France is supposedly the person you should talk to, but yes, I am the world's best kept secret. The true master of relationships.
...shut up Norge, I know you're trying to ty--no, get the hell off my letter. GOD, JUST MEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRP
I'm sorry. |D
Anyway. I don't know who this person is, but I suggest you just tell him upfront how you feel about him.
Dear Canako,
Hej girl~! :D I'm good, and yourself? Yeah, we haven't talked in a while. Glad to hear from you! How's the weather in Canada? It's freezing cold here. Brr.
Broskizz, we do know who'll win that snowboarding competition. Me. Because I am the awesome, wonderful, stud-ly Danmark. So you're on any time. Just call me up. You have my number.
Sincerely,
Danmark
Dear HP,
Hej! Thanks for the letter, darlin~.
The best thing Norge has ever done for me...welp, I dunno! He's a pretty cool guy, so he's done some stud stuff. Not for me, of course, just Iceland.
You were probably expecting a drawing, and I'm sorry. :( My admin's doing schoolwork right now, so she can't. Not to mention she isn't even good at drawing. ~heplz (https://www.deviantart.com/heplz) But you didn't hear that from me. Even though she knows it.
Crack pairings, hm? My admin loves crack pairings, and I'm sure she'd be overjoyed to talk to you about it.
Sincerely,
Danmark
Hej, and greetings from Kongeriget Danmark! I'm Mathias Køhler, and if you look at the picture above, you can see I'm most OBVIOUSLY the handsome stud in the middle. Though Norge looks pretty cool too. On second thought, everyone does. :D
Everyone in the Nordic family loves me...very...much...
*brightens up* So you can ask me questions, or um...write me letters! Heh~!
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